1.Pee after holding the toilet seat up.

把马桶盖掀起来后，再尿。

2.Three glass tumblers stood ready on the toilet seat.

三只平底玻璃酒杯已经放在了马桶座位上。

3.You can buy me that toilet seat cover.

你可以给我买马桶套。

4.Nope, that's not the toilet seat.

不，不是马桶座圈。

5." A toilet seat sits open in the grass field."

“草地上的敞开的马桶盖。”

6.Incidentally, toilet seats aren't really even that bad.

顺便说一句，马桶座圈也没那么糟糕。

7.Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.

袜子捡起来，马桶坐垫放下来。

8.That the toilet seat is probably the cleanest place in their house.

最令人惊讶的是，马桶圈可能是你家中最干净的地方。

9.Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn't that just a little funny?

马桶包了丝龙？ 那没有一笑吗？

10.Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?

马桶纸垫啊！我去加油的时候，你们就去买这个吗？

11.So the places where we prepare our food, those were dirtier than the toilet seats.

所以，我们准备食物的地方比马桶座圈更脏？

12.I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat.

我要上洗手间 -上完把马桶坐垫放下来。

13.… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet.

你可不可以在用完马桶之后把马桶圈放下来呢？

14.Oh, just leave the toilet seat up and the immigration people will totally think we are married.

只要把马桶坐垫立着，移民局的人就会相信咱们结婚了。

15.The first person asks me to make sure I put the toilet seat down after I use it.

一个人让我要确保在每次用完厕所有把马桶盖放下来。

16.Lennon grabbed his guitar and joined his bandmates only wearing underwear and a toilet seat around his neck.

而是拿起吉他，加入到其他乐队成员中，他只穿了内裤，脖子上还套着马桶座圈。

17.He says “… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet? ”

他说，“你可不可以在用完马桶之后把马桶圈放下来呢？”

18.He says “… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet? ”

他说，“你可不可以在用完马桶之后把马桶圈放下来呢？”

19.Police have reported a man being bitten by a four-foot snake when he lifted his toilet seat on Sunday morning.

警方报告称，周日早上，一名男子在提起马桶座圈时被一条四英尺长的蛇咬伤。

20.Yep. If you're like most people, you sit perfectly on the ring of the toilet seat to do your business.

是啊，如果你像大多数人那样做的话，你完美地坐在马桶圈上排便。